armed and dangerous. (haha get it?)

grand hero
from a nobody
modern day thrust into the past

so i was trying to come up with a bedtime story. and figured i should make an outline before i jump into it. isn't that how all the professionals do it? eh. i got that far and decided.. fuck it. i'm going to make crap anyway.. so why not make it at least semi-original crap? nothing is worse than crap that looks cloned. that's a waste of some nice bio-cloning materials.

so once upon a time.. there was this magical marshmallow. jacob. he was only magical in the fact that he isn't like the marshmallows we eat in our world. so in his reality he was just like any other marshmallow.. that is.. until.. he found——the sword. now, this isn't like king arthur and his wicked awesome sword of power. no, not at all. this was jacob's sword of reflection. most swords when you look at them, will give a reflection of a person's external features, but this sword changed its appearance depending on the internal features of the person looking into it. when jacob found this sword, he hardly knew of its power. this was because in all honestly, jacob sucked as a marshmallow. in this land.. all the marshmallows were suppose to be perfectly white, gallant, and perfectly adapt at sword play. jacob lacked all of these features, so when jacob looked into the sword.. it only appeared as a old chipped rusty piece of metal, hardly even worth pawning off. he even found it within the grass. when he stumbled upon it, he figured it could be of some use.. took it and hopped home(marshmallows have arms, but no legs.)

to be continued. (probably not)